By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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