This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
