I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
She told me I should be a condom model.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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