I want to stick my p in your. b.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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