no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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