I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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