how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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