im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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