Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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