Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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