just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
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