i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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