For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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