you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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