I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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