either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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