I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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