YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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