You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
