what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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