i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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