yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
