Kiss
Puke
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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