What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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