the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
this boner is exhausting
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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