You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
handjob tips. give me some.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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