I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
tell me about the fingering
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