You're a womanizer and a bitch.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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