so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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