im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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