The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
