I can tuck mytits in my pants
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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