mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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