They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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