I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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