i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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