Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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