5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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