No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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