sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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