Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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