I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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