I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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