Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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