It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
