And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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