Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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