I wannas sexs uuuuu
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
