i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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