Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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