She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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