brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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