The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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