good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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