is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
