five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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