is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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